My favorite website of the month...
If You Watch it Backwards
Some quotes from the website:
"If you watch Pretty Woman backwards its about Richard Gere transforming Julia Roberts into a hooker."
"If you watch Gran Torino backwards, it’s about a zombie who becomes more and more racist."
"If you watch Bill Clinton backwards, he is sucking his sperm off Monica Lewinsky’s face with his penis."
"If you watch Lost backwards, it’s about a group of island people who get abducted by an airplane."
"If you watch the Justin Bieber movie backwards, you’ll have to let me know how it goes because I didn’t watch it going forwards."
"If you play a Justin Bieber song backwards, you hear messages from Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you hear Justin Bieber."
"If you watch Charlie and the Chocolate factory backwards, it’s about a young entrepreneur who gives his chocolate factory to a man who promptly goes insane and kicks Charlie out on the street with nothing but a golden ticket to remind him of his former riches."
"If you watch Dexter backwards, its about a man who can magically heal knife wounds of people who’ve been saran wrapped to tables. He then has a conversation, showing them pictures of all the people they’ve hurt. He teaches them his magic and they go and save the people they’ve killed."
"If you watch Passion of the Christ, It’s about Jim Morrison’s Ghost coming back to life and fending off zombies with a cross."
"If you watch WALL-E backwards, it’s about a robot who escapes from a human spaceship with the only plant in existence, buries it on Earth, and starts vomiting garbage everywhere."
"If you watch Pokemon backwards, it’s about a bunch of school-aged animal rights activists freeing animals that were being used for horrific bloodsport."
"If you watch Fight Club backwards, it’s about a schizophrenic who cures himself by going to terminal disease gatherings, which give him insomnia."
"If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it’s a woman eating and digesting a baby with her vagina."
"If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it’s about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city."
"If you watch Home Makeover Extreme Edition backwards, you’d see a group of people taking a family away from their nice homes, destroying it and bringing them back to a nondysfunctional and devastating home."
"If you watch Bruce Almighty backwards, it’s about God failing to answer anyone’s prayers and handing the job over to Morgan Freeman."
"If you watch The Karate Kid backwards, it’s about this karate champ who slowly becomes a pussy and ends up moving back to Jersey."
"If you watch Cinderella backwards, it’s about a woman who learns her place."
"If you play Super Mario Bros backwards, you’ll find that Mario is a true philanthropist and animal lover, throwing coins into the air and saving turtles."
Source: If You Watch it Backwards